My name is Nicholai. I live in Texas. I work for the government. In my free time I enjoy writing absurd little brain-ventings. This is a collection of specimens I've released into the wilds of the internet. They're all preserved here so you can observe them at once, like taking a trip to the zoo. Many of these creatures can also be found occasionally on reddit, imgur, twitter, facebook and occasionally *sigh* 9gag.
Ask me anything