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My name is Nicholai. I live in Texas. I work for the government. In my free time I enjoy writing absurd little brain-ventings. This is a collection of specimens I've released into the wilds of the internet. They're all preserved here so you can observe them at once, like taking a trip to the zoo. Many of these creatures are on the reddit, submitted by monster_hugs. Ask me anything

March 6, 2012

"I think the President should have a giant gold title belt, like a heavyweight wrestling champion title belt. And he/she should have to defend it the same way during election. Can you imagine seeing Biden tag-in Obama to throw a chair over Boehner’s head? I can see the ticket now: Commander in Chief and Biden vs. Smasher of the House and The Newt. Best “debate” ever."