March 2013
1 post
“I really enjoy riding my bike to work, even though I’m riding in on a...”
– sonofmog
January 2013
3 posts
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“I had my recurring dream last night where Chewbacca is my roommate in college,...”
– sonofmog
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“Every morning I spend about 10 minutes trying to adjust the temperature of my...”
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“The thing I don’t like about guns is that for them to be useful, you have...”
– sonofmog
September 2012
2 posts
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“Why is it that when I walk into the restroom at work and see someone else using...”
– sonofmog
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I made some photo-postcards for my fiancée while... →
August 2012
4 posts
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“I remember the time I thought the Ronald McDonald statue sitting on the bench...”
– sonofmog
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“I must have had a sour look on my face, because my fiancée asked me if something...”
– sonofmog
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I wake up, every day... right here. →
I made this one night while I was pondering the true nature of the internet and it’s relation to Bill Murray. Yes, I realize it has typos.
“Sometimes when I watch the Lord of the Rings movies I just have to sit back and...”
– sonofmog
July 2012
2 posts
“I remember fondly working in a hotel for a time. I used to play this game where...”
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“Sometimes when using the bathroom I recall a strange incident that happened to...”
– me
June 2012
1 post
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“If you were the President of the United States, I bet you’d get pretty...”
– me
April 2012
3 posts
BRB AFK
Dearest followers,
I apologize for not writing very often over the last week or so. I’ve been in the process of working my day job well into the night and am now in the middle of moving apartments. In truth I haven’t been venting my brain waves properly and now have a fukushima-type situation up there in the old hat rack. Once my schedule calms down a bit you can expect some more...
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“I know the salesperson in the eyeglasses store thought the looks I was giving...”
– me
Employee Snowglobe →
Occasionally I like to give out little seasonal gifts to my employees to recognize their contributions and to let them know I can see what they are doing.
March 2012
28 posts
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“I remember fondly the first and last time I tried pretending I was a narwhal in...”
– me
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“Come the apocalypse, your crude paper money will be worthless. That’s why...”
– me
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“I still don’t get why people watch the Indy 500. Worst car chase ever.”
– me
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“If you’re ever cleaning up after a big house party full of tons of people...”
– me
“I really respect professional basketball and the amount of athleticism, stamina...”
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“Sometimes I wonder if aliens from another world ever go through our facebook and...”
– me
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“For simplicity I suggest we re-categorize our beverages to something more...”
– me
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“So if you’re having Wolverine over for dinner, do you still put out the...”
– me
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“I guess I realized I was no longer a big fan of organized religion after I...”
– me
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“Whoever the GOP Nominee is, I think they should announce it from atop a temple,...”
– me
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“When I hear people say “I would pay good money to blankity-blank,” I...”
– me
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“Sometimes when I’m really tired and don’t want to get out of bed in...”
– me
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“When I was a kid I thought being a lawyer meant you got to deal with contracts...”
– me
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“Whenever it happens, I think the first openly gay Transformer should be called...”
– me
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“Every day I sit and wonder about other universes that are created by my actions...”
– me
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“I think everyone should have an arch-nemesis that they keep a photo of taped up...”
– me
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“I’m going to start carrying around fake passports and foreign currency so...”
– me
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“I’m pretty sure these “programming” languages being used today...”
– me
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“Instead of the traditional evaluation methods, why not just challenge your...”
– me
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“You know that moment when you’re really feeling something, and...”
– me
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“When I was in college I would sometimes consider donating to the sperm bank to...”
– me
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“I think the President should have a giant gold title belt, like a heavyweight...”
– me
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“People often cite the speed and efficiency with which Native Americans of the...”
– me
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“If your car comes out relatively unscathed from an accident, I think you should...”
– me
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“One time while I was out camping with my dad, I had gone to sleep early and my...”
– me
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“For me, one of the few things I enjoy about driving is being able to just...”
– me
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“If I were an airline pilot, I’d travel with a carry-on backpack that is...”
– me
February 2012
9 posts
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“I know a lot of people have fantasies about having superpowers like flying or...”
– me
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“When I die, I’ve decided I’m putting a secret provision in my will...”
– me
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“Sometimes I think it would be cool if everyone wore sombreros. Then I realize...”
– me
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“My dad used to be kind of a big deal in the world of chess. He doesn’t...”
– me
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“I bet a lot more people would move to one of those boring square-shaped states...”
– me
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“If I could go back in time, I’d go back to right before the Apollo 11...”
– me 